I rode in the first ever Wahine Warrior women’s only mountain bike “event” this weekend, so named because it was a noncompetitive affair. It was my first organized MTB affair, so noncompetitive was what really got me to go in the first place.
There were probably about 80 or so women registered, plus kids and significant others. I’ve never attended a real race, so I can’t really compare it, but it was a lot of fun. Or it was until I biffed it big time on my second of three laps.
It was on a straight, flat, sandy part, and I’m not really sure why I crashed. All I know is that all of a sudden, my handlebars were pointed right and I was flying off to the left. I remember a REALLY long skid on my elbow, then a hard landing involving my entire left side. Especially my knee. But to be honest, it could have been so much worse. In the interest of glass half full, here’s why I’m grateful: I didn’t break any bones, I didn’t bruise my ribs (which WAS my worst crash ever!), I didn’t mess up my neck, and I was able to ride out the rest of the loop. See? It was a good day!
Of course, mountain bikers (and probably bikers in general) love to talk about war wounds. Scars and the stories that accompany them are a favorite topic among those of us crazy enough to keep doing this after the first fall. In honor of that tradition, here’s a picture of my
souvenir:
This being the worst case of road rash I’ve personally ever experienced, I did a little research and found a helpful article on how to care for it. It’s a good one, so I decided to share my story and the link to the road rash article.
Here it is. Check it out, then be sure to put together your own crash kit. Here’s what’s in my own home made version:
Tweezers (for cactus removal; it’s a desert thing)
long comb (again, for cactus)
Band-aids in an assortment of sizes
Gauze pads of the non-stick variety
Cloth tape
Antibiotic ointment
Advil and/or Tylenol
and Hold Tite Tubular Stretch Bandage

This last item (shown here) is my newest addition. It’s THE best way to keep a bandage on an elbow or knee, especially for that last mile and a half you need to hike/ride to get back to the car.
Make sure you clean it out with something gentle (NOT hydrogen peroxide) as soon as possible, then keep it ointmented and covered to facilitate healing. A friend recommended Tegaderm, which I’ll be shopping for tomorrow. I’ll be sure to let you know how that goes.
I’ve been contemplating adding a pair of pliers in the form of a Leatherman to my Camelbak, but I couldn’t decide if (a) I wanted to carry the weight and (b) if I wanted to give up my universal kitchen tool. But then I saw a women come into the first aid tent with a kiwi sized cactus ball stuck to the top of her shoe. The first aid person asked for the pliers and had to pull hard to get that puppy to let go.
I’m thinking the weight might be a fair tradeoff. I don’t think my comb would have been up to the task.
Road rash is no fun, but it’s a fact of life for the two-wheeled set, so I guess I’ll deal with it. Meanwhile, don’t be like me; keep your heads up and wheels down!